Chopper Scott

 

-Get the BroApp and avoid all her annoying texts...

There's a brilliant new app that lets guys automatically respond to his girlfriend's many texts...It's like outsourcing a response.

Instead of having to respond individually to each dopey love message, guys can program the BroApp to shoot back a custom message without even picking up the phone.  Keeping your hands free to continue "making it rain" at the strip club...

Peace of mind for only $1.99.

And as an added bonus, BroApp also has a "girlfriend safety lock," which pulls up a list of "gifts" you were planning to buy your girlfriend should she attempt to access the app on your phone.

Now all you need is a girlfriend...

 

 

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